April Fools' Day Contest: "Using Terminator to Halt GM Seed Contamination is like ..."

The Gene Giants lost the PR battle over Terminator technology. But now they are saying that crop contamination from genetically modified (GM) seeds has become epidemic in some parts of the world and that the only solution for those opposed to GM seeds is to use Terminator to halt gene flow. They even have some environmentalists and governments calling Terminator a "green solution". That's not true. But more to the point, accepting the use of GM Terminator seeds to block GM crop contamination is like...
(Submit your answer on www.etcgroup.org/ before April Fools' Day - April 1st, 2002!)